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Last Updated: 22/06/2008 12:48:34

Welcome back!

To all my regular readers, humble apologies for how long it's been since this site got updated. The reasons for this are many and varied, but a quick summation of the situation is thus : The internet is a complicated piece of machinery that utilises the most high tech wireless technology known to man, evolving at a dizzying pace every hour of every day, with new information being applied with new techniques as fast as they can be invented - in some cases, even faster. Would it be too much to say that the internet is mankinds greatest achievement? No, because it chronicles our development whilst at the same time offering the ultimate freedom of speech that has never been available on the size or scale that is now at the fingertips of every man, women and child. Unless they are really poor, and who cares about them. Due to the vast scale of this every expanding resource, we must be constantly vigilant to ensure we our selves, the most complicated of all the machines, keep up to speed with all the exciting developments in this new digital nirvana. Unfortunately, I can't be arsed. So this bit of the internet broke for some reason, and I couldn't find out why, so I rang mi mate who fixed it, but it were a bit like when you go to the garage and they tell you everything that's wrong wi your car, and you nod, occasionally saying "Yeah, carburettor, mmm", when really all your thinking is "Jesus, how fucking much is this gonna cost me this time, for fucks sake and I just bought them new trainers and that exercise tread twist thing that I'm never gonna use, oh fucking hell and my TV licence is due and all, and I really can't go without all the amazing reality TV show that are available in this, TV's golden age, and it's that cunt of a girlfriends birthday too, I swear I'd be happier single and living on the streets, them fellers know what they are doing, drinking cider all day and arguing with their shoes, answering to no one, oh that'd be so cool, living by your wits, making a couple of pounds here and there, getting enough to start a small trade in whatever it is you can, then saving up to get yourself back on the property ladder, working from home, then employing a few people at first, growing larger, taking over the competition until you've got a monopoly, then use your money and influence to move into government, passing laws that make it easier for you to profit, amassing your wealth until it's finally time to lay down the new world order, and all bow before me, supreme chancellor of the globe, funding huge reaching quests into deep space to discover new planets, conquer their peoples and enslave them to ammass more power until finally I can laugh in the face of God himself" and the guy in the garage is like, "So it's gonna come to £275.56 plus Vat Mr. Broadbank" and you're all "I've got this 5% discount voucher for a full service" and they are all "Yeah you can't use that for this really, but you're a good customer so I'll give you this tub of window wash fluid free hows that" and your all "Ok, cheers mate I appreciate that." So my mate ended up fixing this site, and hopefully Bottomofthebottle.com which is also broke, or was, as it were, and so now everything should be back to normal.

I Dj in Harrogate at Moko Lounge on Mondays, Revolution on Tuesdays, again on Fridays, then for Saturdays I'm over in Driffield at Hooters. Bottom of the Bottle my metal night is this Sunday, 29th June, and it's great.

To find more about Chirs Hughes the man responsible for fixing all my internet qualms, click on his name to see the only webspece that I've ever sorted out for HIM, as a thankyou for all his years of support. I bet it makes it all worthwhile.

If you are new to the world of Dj Trev, then you are in for a treat, boy howdy! Click here to view a full page of deluxe new photo's! Sadly not all of them are as inventively fresh and inoffensively hilarious as this gay one here.

There will be a proper blog and a return to the usual rubbish in due course once I've managed to update bottomofthebottle.com cheers for dropping by, Trev xxx